Pagers and Shaving CreamPagers and Shaving CreamBy Lady MacA/N: My first HOUSE, M.D. fic! Just a bit of drabble, rating for mild language, innuendo, and GHEY.Disclaimer: HOUSE, M.D. and everything associated with it is property of FOX, also I make no money on this.-------------------------Dr. Gregory House idly studied the CT image on his computer screen as he turned over his bottle of Vicodin again and again. The six tablets made a satisfying clatter every time, and he half wished one of his team was there to be annoyed. Or, even better, Cuddy. He didn't know if it was one of her buttons, but he made a mental note to try pushing it later.There was a soft tap at the door and Wilson stepped into the office. "You paged?"House looked up. "What? Me page you? Unthinkable."Wilson stepped to the side of the desk and crossed his arms. "Can we skip the witty banter? Chase is alone in the clinic with a set of four-year-old triplets.""Fine, Dr. Sourpuss." Wilson's tie had huge parrots on it, and House let himse
Dwarf PoemAstronomers sayFondest regards to Pluto.I say good riddance.